Friday, March 13, 2009

Brooklyn Cruz Disses Kaiser Karl

Dolce loves Brooklyn Cruz.

And Brooklyn Cruz loves Dolce. But he doesn't love the face of Chanel, Karl Lagerfeld.

Because, even though Kaiser Karl is a genius at design, he uses animal fur in his designs, and Brooklyn doesn't think that that is right.

Kaiser Karl defended himself by saying that animals would kill us if they could! Brooklyn thinks Karl has funny reasoning skills.

Brooklyn doesn't understand where all the snakes are coming from that make all the snakeskin purses and shoes. Brooklyn loves snakes. When Michael was a boy, he had two milk snakes! They were coral, and looked like poisonous coral snakes, but they weren't. One of them got loose in Michael's chair. We never did find it! Felicia thinks it's twenty feet long now, still living somewhere in the house.

But the fashion industry is slow to change. And until it does, Brooklyn Cruz is happy to have his tummy rubbed.
Till tomorrow,
Love, Maia
P.S. I'm back in Miami! The weather is beautiful and starting tomorrow, I'll let you know how life is under the towel by the pool! Our new hotel doesn't allow dogs by the pool, so I have to hide. Ha ha!
P.P.S. Chanel photos courtesy makeup artist/stylist Takashi!

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